Wednesday, November 30, 2005

The Menah-Menuh Muppet says:
Gawatti?
The Menah-Menuh Muppet says:
ةغ حؤ هس فقغهىل فخ صقهفث هى شقشلاهؤ
The Menah-Menuh Muppet says:
haha
The Menah-Menuh Muppet says:
I found english!

Wednesday, November 23, 2005



Cheer with those oranges, Kenyans! The
banana side lost the constitutional referendum
and as a result, the President has dismissed
his entire cabinet!



I wish politics were this exciting in Canada!
Instead, we just have notice that a
non-confidence vote will take down our
Federal government within the next week!



The Animal Collective will provide the
perfect soundtrack for the death of our
minority fuckers!



Toronto Mayor David Miller says it's up to the
federal government to decide if notorious
rapper 50 Cent should be allowed into Canada.
The entertainer is bringing his "Massacre Tour"
to Toronto later this month.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Our shit-ass mayor has been re-elected here on the Island.

Ariel Sharon is scrambling up Israeli politics.

Kenya just had a referendum to see if its population supports a new Constitution. Here are some features of the draft they voted on:
  • Prime minister - works to the president
  • Bans foreign land ownership
  • Land commission formed - individuals can no longer distribute land
  • Christian and other religious courts set up. Muslim courts already exist
  • Regional parties banned
  • Elections for local officials
  • Same-sex marriages banned
  • Women get equal rights to inherit property
  • Abortion outlawed - unless permitted by parliament
I wonder what the current contitution is like? Some of those provisions seem really odd to me..... (no foreign land ownership?)

So the Military Junta in Burma is moving the capital of the gorgeous nation into the jungle.

In Peru there is a brave rodent in the forest named "Majaz" that fights jaguars!

I woke up at ten after eight this morning thinking it was five in the evening! I plucked some eyebrows, wandered in the fog and printed a freshly reformatted résumé. Now I am heading out to conquer the world and gather some cheap vegetables!

How many dogs are riding in my boyfriend's boat above? The correct submission will win a lifetime supply of Ostro-gothic farts delivered by my personal bush pilot's pesticide aircraft.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

I will not spoil this great entry with any more words....





Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Brain Lateralization Test Results
Right Brain (74%) The right hemisphere is the visual, figurative, artistic, and intuitive side of the brain.
Left Brain (42%) The left hemisphere is the logical, articulate, assertive, and practical side of the brain
Are You Right or Left Brained?
personality tests by similarminds.com
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Your personality type is SCUAI
You are social, calm, unstructured, moderately accommodating, and intellectual, and may prefer a city which matches those traits.

The largest representation of your personality type can be found in the these U.S. cities: Providence, Austin, Denver, Salt Lake City, Charlotte, San Antonio, Albuquerque/Santa Fe, Indianapolis, Phoenix, Portland/Salem, Nashville, Louisville and these international countries/regions Turkey, Croatia, Slovenia, Caribbean, Puerto Rico, Iceland, Norway, Ukraine, Sweden, Denmark, Spain, Netherlands, Russia, Japan, India

What Places In The World Match Your Personality?
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