Our shit-ass mayor has been re-elected here on the Island.

Ariel Sharon is scrambling up Israeli politics.

Kenya just had a referendum to see if its population supports a new Constitution. Here are some features of the draft they voted on:

• Prime minister - works to the president
• Bans foreign land ownership
• Land commission formed - individuals can no longer distribute land
• Christian and other religious courts set up. Muslim courts already exist
• Regional parties banned
• Elections for local officials
• Same-sex marriages banned
• Women get equal rights to inherit property
• Abortion outlawed - unless permitted by parliament

I wonder what the current contitution is like? Some of those provisions seem really odd to me..... (no foreign land ownership?)

So the Military Junta in Burma is moving the capital of the gorgeous nation into the jungle.

In Peru there is a brave rodent in the forest named "Majaz" that fights jaguars!

I woke up at ten after eight this morning thinking it was five in the evening! I plucked some eyebrows, wandered in the fog and printed a freshly reformatted résumé. Now I am heading out to conquer the world and gather some cheap vegetables!

How many dogs are riding in my boyfriend's boat above? The correct submission will win a lifetime supply of Ostro-gothic farts delivered by my personal bush pilot's pesticide aircraft.