Well, Christmas has come early for this bitch.
Muchacho came to the window today with a
mouthful of branches and I almost tried to pull
them all out as I feared the leaves were caught
in his teeth. (Or his cat tumour!)
Instead, it turns out that he is dragging a bird
corpse in to brag to me. This cat has never
brought such trophies home before. I thought
he just liked to beat on other cats,
not flying fuckers!